Toggle Town Toity

There was trouble in Toggle Town. Everyone knew it.
But each Toggle questioned how Toggles could do it.
They’d enter the privy, and the Toggles would find,
That a Toggle before them left empties behind!

Each Toggle would cry, “Oh, there’s nothing to wipe with!
What to do now? There’s no TP to swipe with!”
There were rolls kept in boxes, spare rolls on the hook,
But some weren’t replacing the rolls that they took!

And each weary Toggle found each empty roll
A terrible burden. It took quite a toll.
Till at the next meeting, one said with a glare,
“Stop leaving the privy with no TP there!”

A He-Toggle snickered, one laughed with a blast he
Just couldn’t imagine how awful, how nasty
It was to be stuck with no TP in sight.
He-Toggles so rarely are found in this plight.

Some Toggles protested and said, sounding snotty,
“I won’t be in charge of TP in the potty!
So few Toggles bother, you might as well face it.
It just isn’t Toggle-folks’ job to replace it!”

Up spoke a Toggle, “We need to be kind.
We all need to act just as if OUR behind
Were the one in the stall seeking TP while bared
And wishing the previous Toggle had cared.”

So the Toggles agreed they would all take the minute
It took to make sure the stall had TP in it.
So let’s do what’s kind, like the Toggle Town clan did.
Replace the TP and leave no Toggle stranded!