I have no pockets in my dress,
And my nose needs frequent blows,
So I stick Kleenex in my bra,
But it’s not the way that shows.
That makes me old and matronly,
Or at least that’s what I’m told,
But if I have to wear a bra,
Are boobs all it should hold?
A credit card and my I.D.
And perhaps a little cash…
When I don’t want to take a purse,
My bra will hold my stash.
At times a hair clip rests in there,
In case my neck gets hot.
And sometimes, when my hands are full,
My keys are in that spot.
It certainly can hold my cell,
When I’m waiting for a call.
There’s no chance that I’ll miss it,
With the vibrating and all.
I’ve even stuffed a camera in -
They make them small, but still,
No Victoria’s Secret bra
Will hold the stuff mine will.
So when I sport my sturdy bra,
It now does double duty.
My “foundation garment” now
Holds both my boobs and booty!
